Random Minor Events

Brawl in the Underside Mall

^{Ironclad Server Incident Report — May 20, 2026}

Five players gathered quietly in the Mezzanine of the Underside Mall Lobby when, without warning, a single poke ignited a five-player brawl. No alliances. No clear instigator. It was every player for themselves. Pure, unfiltered chaos in one of the server's used-to-be most trafficked public spaces. The group had moments before been participants in Turtle's "short walk"; A peaceful tour of the old areas via his subway system. Ironically, the very man who brought them together was reportedly spotted throwing punches himself before disappearing as quickly as he arrived. Everyone walked away unscathed. The Mezzanine, however, lost its innocence that day.